How many times can I use the term “nu-metal”? In the way that T-Pain’s forays into autotune spawned a million flagrant abominations involving the software, is Weezy’s “Prom Queen” going to usher in a new era of nu-metal? I certainly hope not, my face has already bore ample expressions of disgust owing to the first [...]
Seriously just like lazer disc totally wiped out VHS we need some new kind of information-arena format (like an information ULTRAhighway) to replace the internet because right now (aside from Twitter) it’s pretty much nothing but ads for dick pills and shitty edits of shitty remixes made by dudes that are most likely pretty shitty [...]
I apologise for straying into the subject area of my esteemed colleague Jo Jo Zep, but some things just need to be said. Sneaky Sound System are the without doubt the most creatively bereft, musically ignorant, worst ‘band’ in Australia. I know, I know, it’s a tough call to make with competition of the standards [...]
Some very, very sad news today. James Murphy has announced that he has finished with the LCD Soundsystem moniker. I first heard this news after the Big Day Out in Perth this year where it was said James mentioned that it would be their last live show. This rumour was quickly crushed by the man [...]
Not huge news, and probably no surprise to anyone that has actually followed the duo since day one, but Justice have revealed that their debut long player, †, used over 400 samples… only 3 were cleared. Anyone who hates on this fact is really, really idiotish. I already know people that are hating and dudes [...]
This is my review of how I will be conducting reviews. Probably most importantly, there will be no scoring. Scoring doesn’t work. You can’t apply a number to this shit. It doesn’t make sense. Oh, this record gets 18/20 because dudes on the cover have seen a General Pants catalogue. Whatevz. I can not be [...]
